Monday, May 01, 2006

wahahahah.
holey moley.
finally everything's over.
but fwah.
got engin camp to work on le.
damn.
think im kinda behind time for work.

ooohoooo.
chelsea won the premiership but i aint gonna bitch about that.
(man utd fans will be cursing me and tell me that they win coz they got fucken loads of money)
wtf.
yes.
they had a bank behind them.
but look at like say madrid.
money cant buy them everything.
like what i tell man u fans.
maciam wayne rooney no need money?
what about rio?
what about van the man?
like ronaldo drops from the sky?
u found park ji sung from the park?
they come wth marnee man.
and if u wanna calculate how much u spent mr fergie.
ure not too far behind mr tokcock mourinho.
well.
somehow.
give chelsea some respect wun u =).
( i never kpkbed when man u won the treble and dominated last decade okay =) )


nvm.
there's a high risk that i may be sued for this.
but fwah..
(to get more hits. why not? ) =D
i'll be careful wth my language.
hah.

woohooo.
elections time.
the workers party.
pap.
the thunder strikes.
the hammer thumps.
wahahaha.
guess now that so many of us have voting rights.
we gonna be more concerned about govt issues yea?

some of u may noe.
im not so much a govt person.
the govt addresses issues like
"what did mr gomez do at the election counter"
"what did mr tang liang hong( if u remembered 2 elections ago)"
"what did mr chee soon juan do and write in his papers"
and more importantly.
"progress package"
"upgrading"

kaoz.
those are like standard packages they've been saying and promising every elections.
but like what those uncle and ah peks at the kopitiam will say.
they give u 900 now.
sooner or later.
simi lanjiao tax will go also go up.
and u pay them all back.
kinda true actually.
progressive gst .
tts part of the package too yea? =)!

hahahah.
good thingy this year.
got kinda lotsa competition ler.
i asked my dad.
yang : what if lee hsien loong loses amk.
yang papa : mr lee wun be pm anymore lor. will choose another one.
hahahh.
well.
i thought.
that might be a good way to .
(listen up)
end the .
Lee Dynasty.
=)!

seriously.
ministers are earning too much.
i got this thingy from another singaporean website.

Singapore Ministers' Basic Annual Salaries (without performance bouses)
Singapore President's Basic Salary US$1,483,000 (SGD$2,373,100)

Singapore Prime Minister's Basic Salary US$1,100,000 (SGD1,958,000)

Minister's Basic: US$655,530 to US$819,124 (SGD1,166,844 to SGD1,458,040) a year

Average Singaporean: US$26,000 (SGD43,104 or SGD3,592 per month) Source: Singapore Ministry of Manpower

well.
u can see how much our tax goes.
900 for progressive package aint too much yah? =)!

oh yah.
the lee dynasty.
it pays alot if ur surname is lee.
or ure somehow related to the lee family.
just take a look at this lah.


Ho Ching - Wife
Chairman of Chartered Semiconductor, ST Engineering, ST Capital, StarHub, Deputy Chairman of Singapore Technologies, and Director of Temasek Holdings and SembCorp Industries (Singapore Technologies unit)


Lee Hsien Yang - Brother
Chief Executive of SingTel Group and SESAMi Inc (SingTel unit), and Director of Singapore Technologies Industrial Corporation and National Computer Systems (SingTel unit)


Colonel (Dr) Kwa Soon Bee - Uncle
Managing Director of Jurong Bird Park, Chairman of Wildlife Reserves Singapore and Director of Keppel Land


Mr Kwa Chong Seng - Cousin (Mother’s Brother’s Son)
Deputy Chairman of Temasek Holdings (Ministry of Finance unit)


Mrs Lee Suet Fern - Sister-In-Law (Brother’s Wife)
Director of SembCorp Logistics

and many many more like ho sing and co.
kaoz.
it pays to be a lee.
and well.
who noes.
yipeng might just be some kinda minister sometime soon.
darn.
i cudnt find his pic.
will upload it if i can =D!

- whoops. i deleted it coz peeps reminded me tt political blogging is an offence =)! this shud be fine =) -
posted by deschutz. on 5/01/2006 11:54:00 PM